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    Some wild animals got after me.


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    Love.

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    That's what it looks like to me also, she's just playing hard to get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davepool View Post
    That's what it looks like to me also, she's just playing hard to get.
    Is it that, or is it her way of saying, "NO?" If she's saying no, then he's attempting to rape her. If that's the case, then he should be arrested and put away for a long time. Maybe someone should call Animal Control.

    If he's got enough money, he might be able to get an ASPCA lawyer to defend him, but this video isn't going to help.

    However, if he's a Dimocrat, this video will disappear, the female armadillo will be humiliated, and the Media will explain how she tricked him into chasing her and she should be the one put in jail.

    Then, the DNC will bus in a bunch of low-intelligence antifa armadillos to put on a riot show for the media, and the Deep State will exonerate him because he'll bleach his phone so none of his past transgressions can be brought up. He'll come out squeaky clean and probably run for President some day.....(if he can fudge his birth certificate to show he's a natural-born US citizen.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarboy View Post

    By the thread title I assumed that you had visited Chicago or some such zoo...

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    Hah. No. Just my yard in Tennessee. Just a few years ago, we didn't have these critters in our state.

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    Every so often one shows up around here after hitching a ride on a truck passing through
    Seems to happen more in cold weather
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarboy View Post
    Hah. No. Just my yard in Tennessee. Just a few years ago, we didn't have these critters in our state.
    Yea, i always thought those things were Texas speed bumps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarboy View Post
    Hah. No. Just my yard in Tennessee. Just a few years ago, we didn't have these critters in our state.
    a few years ago we didn't have too many mexicans in our state either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarboy View Post
    Hah. No. Just my yard in Tennessee. Just a few years ago, we didn't have these critters in our state.
    There was a recent news story about how they are moving north into southern Missuri and creating a LOT of damage with their burrowing.
    Just remember, these critters are carriers for Hansen's disease, otherwise known as leprosy.
    Kill the little "chits" and use a shovel to handle the bodies and bury them. You don't want to lose "body parts", do you??
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    Quote Originally Posted by JTHunter View Post
    There was a recent news story about how they are moving north into southern Missuri and creating a LOT of damage with their burrowing.
    Just remember, these critters are carriers for Hansen's disease, otherwise known as leprosy.
    Kill the little "chits" and use a shovel to handle the bodies and bury them. You don't want to lose "body parts", do you??
    A friend lives Northwest of St Louis in St Charles county.
    They're there and already across the Missouri River.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dfariswheel View Post
    A friend lives Northwest of St Louis in St Charles county.
    They're there and already across the Missouri River.
    WOW ! I didn't realize they were that far north already.
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