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    DNC sched released!


    11:15 AM
    Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
    Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

    2:30 PM
    Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

    4:00 PM
    Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
    Sponsored by CNN

    4:15 PM
    Address on "Being the Real You"
    Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
    Caitlyn Jenner

    4:30 PM
    "How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"
    Hillary Clinton

    4:45 PM
    “How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!”
    A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

    5:00 PM
    Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal
    Baltimore Looters

    5:30 PM
    Invitation-only Autograph Session
    Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren dressed in Native American clothing

    5:45 PM
    Tribute to All of the 57 States
    Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

    6:00 PM
    General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"

    7:30 PM
    Announcement of VP Nominee - Stacy Abrams
    Former Ambassador to Chris Stevens with a quick a post-motem rebuttal

    8:30 PM
    The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
    General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

    9:00 PM
    “Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
    Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Don Lemon

    9:15 PM
    Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
    by Michael Moore

    9:45 PM
    Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
    Hosted by speaker Barack Obama

    10:00 PM
    Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

    10:30 PM
    Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag

    11:00 PM
    Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
    Hosted by Hillary Clinton

    11:30 PM
    Official Nomination of Kamala Harris
    Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

    12:00 Group apology for being white.

    I thought the above to be a rational example of what to expect, came from here;
    “The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.”
    -Thomas Jefferson

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    Indiana, a state that is trying to remain free.
    How did you manage to get an advanced copy?!?!?!

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    44th "Free" State
    It would be really funny if it didn't have the possibility of being true....
    "Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."

    "Never say, "gun control" but instead say, "victim disarmament." - L Neil Smith

    Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.

    Freedom isn't free.

    "Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.

    My Spirit Animal has rabies.

    I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.


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