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    Here comes Covid-20...



    Good Lord.

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    That looks like some kind of chinese "tide pod" challenge,

    so you dip a poisonous insect in battery acid and chow down, woo hoo fun times.


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    Quote Originally Posted by davepool View Post
    That looks like some kind of chinese "tide pod" challenge,

    so you dip a poisonous insect in battery acid and chow down, woo hoo fun times.

    You're correct. A lot of their own 'instagram influencers' try to do crazy stunts to get viewers and clicks. Sometimes their stunts backfire and they get tremendous backlash.

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    It's a "delicacy".

    Which is a codeword for "disgusting shit no sane person will eat unless starving".
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    The last lines...

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    Man,

    I'm going to have to be pretty hard up to get to the point where i am eating bugs and at that I think centipedes are pretty low on the list.

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    Many years have passed since I was in Grad School at Indiana U. There was a large Chinese Restaurant on the South side of Bloomington, Ind. They were shut down when the Police found dog and cat hides in their dumpster. I never ate there.

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    Read the other day some Chinese centipede fanciers are having a bit of indigestion due some enzyme or parasite carried by said delicacy.
    "And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5.56NATO View Post
    Read the other day some Chinese centipede fanciers are having a bit of indigestion due some enzyme or parasite carried by said delicacy.
    You'd think they could digest nails with the shit they put in their gut

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    the funny thing to me is, which probably isn't the case here (but you never know these days) is a lot of the weird shit they eat is supposed to make their dicks bigger. Tiger penis, rhino horn, those weird ant eater things they eat, etc.

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    Yeah Asian men are obsessed with eating anything that will make them more potent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarboy View Post
    Yeah Asian men are obsessed with eating anything that will make them more potent.
    I've always wanted to start some kind of an urban legend like the reason we don't need to eat tiger penis is we snort lines of dried possum testicles every morning or something ridiculous like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NAPOTS View Post
    I've always wanted to start some kind of an urban legend like the reason we don't need to eat tiger penis is we snort lines of dried possum testicles every morning or something ridiculous like that.
    Sun-dried, sail-cat hair would be another good one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarboy View Post


    Good Lord.

    WTF did she dip it into? Good Lord!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NAPOTS View Post
    I've always wanted to start some kind of an urban legend like the reason we don't need to eat tiger penis is we snort lines of dried possum testicles every morning or something ridiculous like that.
    Choose something we need less of like cockroaches or Democrats. That's it! Tell the chinese that consuming the penal glands of lefties will create growth in the penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NAPOTS View Post
    I've always wanted to start some kind of an urban legend like the reason we don't need to eat tiger penis is we snort lines of dried possum testicles every morning or something ridiculous like that.
    That would be a good way to reduce the possum population, dried possum balls on the chinese black market would sell for $350/OZ...they would be a protected species in 6 months

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarboy View Post
    Yeah Asian men are obsessed with eating anything that will make them more potent.
    That is because they want to be impotent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krupski View Post
    WTF did she dip it into? Good Lord!
    looks like cooking oil, the glass is so you can see the bugs guts explode.

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