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    So a bear wanders into a grocery store in California.....

    I guess it's not a joke after all unless the punchline is he walks out with a bag of chips but that's not very funny. I guess if a bear walked into my store he could take what ever the hell he wants.

    https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoo...-grocery-store



    Shame on you if you pictured the "other" kind of bear you might find in California.

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    That was an unbearable story.
    You knew that was coming, didn't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JTHunter View Post
    That was an unbearable story.
    You knew that was coming, didn't you?
    I'll just have to grin and bear it

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    Quote Originally Posted by NAPOTS View Post
    I guess it's not a joke after all unless the punchline is he walks out with a bag of chips but that's not very funny. I guess if a bear walked into my store he could take what ever the hell he wants.

    https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoo...-grocery-store



    Shame on you if you pictured the "other" kind of bear you might find in California.
    Hey, everyone else is looting. Why not Yogi?
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    Bear's Lives Matter !

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    at least he only grabbed the bare necessities.

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    at least it wasn't this kind of bear, in some parts of the state no one would notice if one walked into a grocery store


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    Bear reparations.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NAPOTS View Post
    at least it wasn't this kind of bear, in some parts of the state no one would notice if one walked into a grocery store

    Geez, that dude looks like my youngest son, even mom thinks so

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    Quote Originally Posted by JTHunter View Post
    That was an unbearable story.
    You knew that was coming, didn't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BISHOP View Post
    LMAO...... I had to post that to FB, to hell with boy bands, Ladies look out we have middle age guy bands.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1 Patriot-of-many View Post
    your just going to have to grin and bear it

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1 Patriot-of-many View Post
    LMAO...... I had to post that to FB, to hell with boy bands, Ladies look out we have middle age guy bands.......
    you know that those guys are gay right?

    "bears" are fat hairy gay dudes from what I understand as opposed to the prissy ones

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    Quote Originally Posted by NAPOTS View Post
    I'll just have to grin and bear it
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