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    Fauci: Do what you're told.

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    Da fuhrer has spoken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imanaknut View Post
    Da fuhrer has spoken.
    Der
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    Quote Originally Posted by alismith View Post
    Der
    Thanks, showing my non-German background.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alismith View Post
    Der

    Yup.

    der (masculine)
    die (feminine)
    das (neutral)
    die (plural)

    Note: "masculine" and "feminine" do not relate to gender, rather they relate to whether or not the word they are used with is masculine or feminine. For example, "street" is a feminine noun, as in "die Strasse". A dog, however, is masculine, as in "der Hund". A non-married woman is neutral, as in "das Fraulein". There aren't many rules... you sorta need to "know" which is which.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krupski View Post
    Yup.

    der (masculine)
    die (feminine)
    das (neutral)
    die (plural)

    Note: "masculine" and "feminine" do not relate to gender, rather they relate to whether or not the word they are used with is masculine or feminine. For example, "street" is a feminine noun, as in "die Strasse". A dog, however, is masculine, as in "der Hund". A non-married woman is neutral, as in "das Fraulein". There aren't many rules... you sorta need to "know" which is which.
    and that is only the nominative case, to make matters even more fun the articles get re-used



    So you have to know the gender of what you are talking about to know whether it is the subject or object of the sentence because German's don't roll with word order the way we do.

    So a table has a penis (der Tisch) and a cucumber has a vagina (die Gurke)

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    Quote Originally Posted by NAPOTS View Post
    and that is only the nominative case, to make matters even more fun the articles get re-used



    So you have to know the gender of what you are talking about to know whether it is the subject or object of the sentence because German's don't roll with word order the way we do.

    So a table has a penis (der Tisch) and a cucumber has a vagina (die Gurke)
    Yeah... as I said "you sorta need to "know" which is which".

    That, or be a language scholar.
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    Spanish is the same way.
    For instance, male friend - amigo, female friend - amiga, male sibling - hermoso, female sibling - hermosa, etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krupski View Post
    Yeah... as I said "you sorta need to "know" which is which".

    That, or be a language scholar.
    Not to question your linguistic skills, but in this instance it can not be 'Der' [Masculine Case for 'The']
    Along with the fact he is not a Fuhrer ['Leader']

    It should be Duh [Emasculated Case for Dumbass]
    With the official title of 'Geficktes Gesicht'

    This makes perfect since:
    1) Analface Foulcheeks is nothing but a bureaucratic blow midget.
    2) There's a skid-mark on the inside of his mask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobeard View Post
    Not to question your linguistic skills, but in this instance it can not be 'Der' [Masculine Case for 'The']
    Along with the fact he is not a Fuhrer ['Leader']

    It should be Duh [Emasculated Case for Dumbass]
    With the official title of 'Geficktes Gesicht'

    This makes perfect since:
    1) Analface Foulcheeks is nothing but a bureaucratic blow midget.
    2) There's a skid-mark on the inside of his mask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobeard View Post
    Not to question your linguistic skills, but in this instance it can not be 'Der' [Masculine Case for 'The']
    Along with the fact he is not a Fuhrer ['Leader']

    It should be Duh [Emasculated Case for Dumbass]
    With the official title of 'Geficktes Gesicht'

    This makes perfect since:
    1) Analface Foulcheeks is nothing but a bureaucratic blow midget.
    2) There's a skid-mark on the inside of his mask.

    LMAO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobeard View Post
    Not to question your linguistic skills, but in this instance it can not be 'Der' [Masculine Case for 'The']
    Along with the fact he is not a Fuhrer ['Leader']

    It should be Duh [Emasculated Case for Dumbass]
    With the official title of 'Geficktes Gesicht'

    This makes perfect since:
    1) Analface Foulcheeks is nothing but a bureaucratic blow midget.
    2) There's a skid-mark on the inside of his mask.

    Ich hätte seitdem das Wort Sinn über das Wort gewählt. Es scheint nur ein richtigeres / beschreibenderes Wort zu sein.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiskeyman View Post
    Ich hätte seitdem das Wort Sinn über das Wort gewählt. Es scheint nur ein richtigeres / beschreibenderes Wort zu sein.
    It, probably, is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whiskeyman View Post
    Ich hätte seitdem das Wort Sinn über das Wort gewählt. Es scheint nur ein richtigeres / beschreibenderes Wort zu sein.
    Very good! Was wondering how long it would take someone to catch that.
    My oldest son was having problems with grammar, specifically the correct usage of 'they're' / 'their' / 'there'. Told him to remember the sentence:
    'They're meeting their parents over there.'

    Now; here's how to correct the improper use of since, instead of sense, in my sentence . . .<--[Repeat that 10 times fast and win a Buick!]

    Just add scary ass clown in the middle.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nobeard
    This makes it perfect since:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobeard View Post
    Very good! Was wondering how long it would take someone to catch that.
    My oldest son was having problems with grammar, specifically the correct usage of 'they're' / 'their' / 'there'. Told him to remember the sentence:
    'They're meeting their parents over there.'

    Now; here's how to correct the improper use of since, instead of sense, in my sentence . . .<--[Repeat that 10 times fast and win a Buick!]

    Just add scary ass clown in the middle.



    Wonder if that would work on the touchy-feely "no profanity" boards?
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