How about a "make a story" game?

[Nobeard]

As Kinison began to growl, Dice nodded in approval.
"You better get pissed, cause your gonna have to carry most of the load on this one..."

Then he glanced at the astonished group. "YO! Back Da FUCK up - think I'm kiddin' over here?!"

Carl and the commandos scattered out, ducking around trees and Otis and Ferditta took shelter behind a large rock.

"Ok..." Kinison took a deep breath, "Here we go...'Sine Respectu' in 3...2...1"

As he counted down, Dice began humming in an off key.
As Kinison started the chant, Dice started singing in a low, nasally voice. The word and tempo earliy familiar yet somehow...wrong.

[Nobeard]

Y'all don't know how this is supposed to work, do ya?

[Dice - walks over and taps on the back-side of Krupski's screen]
"Hey! Were trying to Raise the DEAD over here - give us a break, Okay?"

[Nobeard]

Ferditta whispered to Otis "what in the world does 'Sine Respectu' mean?"

"It means 'No Respect' in Latin" Otis replied.

[Both turn and look at Krupski]

[Nobeard]

As Kinison continued the chant, Diceman's voice rose in pitch and tempo. Everyone was clutching their ears when Ferditta suddenly recognize the tune.

"Arrrggg.." She cringed. "He's singing Aretha Franklin's 'Respect'....BACKWARDS!!!

[Nashorn]

Hillary screamed out I'm cumming as she Climaxed and ripped off Kyle's ears!!! Then she turned to the AMISH Company Commander and asked who's next?........

[Nobeard]

[Will our hero's be able to raise their companion from the dead?!]


[Will Weevil EVER learn how to use quotation marks?]


[Will Krupski blow iced tea out of his nose when reading Post #s 208 & 209?]

AND

[Will Nobeard EVER stop his long-winded type-a-thons?!?!?]


Tune in next time for another EXCITING EPISODE


Only on GUUUUUNS NET!!!

[weevil]

Terribly sorry I didn't know we were being grade on punctuation.

[Krupski]

Terribly sorry I didn't know we were being grade on punctuation.

Not talking about punctuation. A story should, IMHO, have a little something called "continuity". That is, for example, when "person A" is killed in the story, "person A" should not be active back in the story 10 minutes later without at least some sort of reason or explanation.

I guess at least I should be happy that the story didn't instantly devolve into an "AK-47 blitzkreig" like it usually does.

[Nashorn]

Just then Tac-40 arrived on the scene...............

[weevil]

Not talking about punctuation. A story should, IMHO, have a little something called "continuity". That is, for example, when "person A" is killed in the story, "person A" should not be active back in the story 10 minutes later without at least some sort of reason or explanation.

If you mean the Kyle resurrection I thought it was obvious that Zoros resurrected him to replace Kamala.

If I'd have spent two pages on his resurrection then it would have lost the shock factor of his sudden reappearance.

[Nashorn]

That Purple Shotgun looks like one of Hondos Rusty Shit Guns he exclaimed..........

[weevil]

Well I thought it was kinda nice we got past the sodomizing Maser and Cleveland Steamer stage to actually tell a story that wasn't something you'd hear in a junior high locker room.

[Nashorn]

The BUTTHURT is clearly deep here yes it is exclaimed YODA............

[weevil]

SHUT UP NOBEARD...they all shouted in unison.

[Nobeard]

[Nashorn]

With that being said Weevil shouted out....Mistress HILLARY I'm next.........

[weevil]

The Witch of the Ozarks rolled on her belly and prepared to take one for the team.

[Nobeard]

["Meh!"the ghost of Hiram Gooshmear muttered with a shrug, "Here we are, back in the junior high locker room...and this should be a surprise?...]

With a broad-beam cackle, Hitlery screamed: "Give it to me dry!....I want it Dry!!! Throw in a hand full of SAND!!!!"

Then.....

[weevil]

Weevil said, "don't worry you won't enjoy this" as the Witch screamed in agony!

Perhaps she did enjoy it after all.

[weevil]

Even though she knew it would be months before she could walk again she rolled back over and they shared a cigarette.