So Kamala sat down and began a letter which said "Dear Penthouse Forum, I am a college student at a large midwestern university. I have brown hair, brown eyes, and large breasts. One night, in the basement of the undergraduate library, I...
So Kamala sat down and began a letter which said "Dear Penthouse Forum, I am a college student at a large midwestern university. I have brown hair, brown eyes, and large breasts. One night, in the basement of the undergraduate library, I...
His name was Kyle.........
Don't Let the Bastards wear you down. Gen Joseph "Vinager Joe" Stillwell.
but I was mistaken about the location, it wasn't the basement of the undergraduate library but the UNMC morgue....
"And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"
...and he had a hard-on that would put a horse to shame!!!
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???
Without warning the door blew apart and in charged a gang of Venusian sexbots armed with machetes!
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???
"Is this the meeting of the Spongebob fan club?" They asked, machetes at the ready
Kyle let loose with a blast of his AR that sent sexbot parts in every direction.
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???
Just then FERD came crashing through the widow firing his PURPLE SHOTGUN. A KOOL menthol cigarette dangling from his lips..........
Don't Let the Bastards wear you down. Gen Joseph "Vinager Joe" Stillwell.
Out of the shadows stepped an amazon of a sexbot and lobbed ferd's head off with one swipe of her machete, and glared angrily at Kyle who was out of ammo.
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???
meanwhile, kamala cackles maniacally with her legs in the air
"And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"
what's it gonna be kyle? you've got to chose!
With his cat-like reflexes Kyle leaped for the purple shotgun!
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???
Then like something from The Thing ferd's severed head morphed into a dog and began to snarl at the amazon.
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???
Just then Diaper clad MASER appeared on the scene. Firing his pellet guns from the hip as he satisfied Kamala who begged for MORE!!!!!!!!!
Don't Let the Bastards wear you down. Gen Joseph "Vinager Joe" Stillwell.
Kyle reached the purple shotgun as ferd-dog tore the Amazon's throat out, before he could pull the trigger, a blood curdling scream rocked the morgue.....
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???
.....It was Krupski who had been driven INSANE after witnessing such unspeakable carnage........
Don't Let the Bastards wear you down. Gen Joseph "Vinager Joe" Stillwell.
The true horror was poor Maser...Krupski had watched helplessly as Kamala had drained him dry of his precious bodily fluids. Maser's dried out husk of a body crashed to the ground with a sickening thud. Kamala's maniacal laughter drowned out Krupski's screams as the hair on the back of Kyle's neck stood up!
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???
Raxar and Nashorn arrived with a squad of Amish commandos armed with Arisaka rifles. Escorting the survivors to a Safe house outside of Lancaster.............
Don't Let the Bastards wear you down. Gen Joseph "Vinager Joe" Stillwell.
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