A little mindless fun to take a break from the shitstorm swirling around us.
OK... everyone can add a few words to the story. Less than a whole sentence. I'll start since it's my idea!
"John was relaxing at home"...
A little mindless fun to take a break from the shitstorm swirling around us.
OK... everyone can add a few words to the story. Less than a whole sentence. I'll start since it's my idea!
"John was relaxing at home"...
Gentlemen may prefer Blondes, but Real Men prefer Redheads!
when suddenly he felt a burning ruble in his bowels....
...and the phone rang.....
"Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."
"Never say, "gun control" but instead say, "victim disarmament." - L Neil Smith
Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.
Freedom isn't free.
"Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.
My Spirit Animal has rabies.
I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.
... "the worst possible time!" he grunted...
Gentlemen may prefer Blondes, but Real Men prefer Redheads!
for a rogue erection!
"And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"
He picked up the receiver and hastily said "hello" into the phone then added, "make it quick, I have to shit bad."
john, it's edna
....is your wife still at her sister's?....
"Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."
"Never say, "gun control" but instead say, "victim disarmament." - L Neil Smith
Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.
Freedom isn't free.
"Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.
My Spirit Animal has rabies.
I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.
My wife will never bother us again.
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???
...pause... Um, should I ask?...
Gentlemen may prefer Blondes, but Real Men prefer Redheads!
She is leaving me for a couple of......Originally Posted by Krupski
...donkeys and a goat.
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???
with a one way ticket to Tijuana
"And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"
"you don't think she's hooked up with the cartels?" edna asked jokingly.
Must have! Because my 1989 Ferrari 328GTS is missing from the Garage! I posted a reward for the safe return of the Car! Paul
Honored Nephew, of RM2. Robert E. Truitt, CA-35, U.S.S. Indianapolis, 30-July, 1945.
In Loving Memory of CW4. Paul E. Truitt 22-September, 1929, 23-February, 2018.
And then Edna dropped the bombshell that rocked John's world!!!
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???
Her real name was Edward
"I didn't even expect him to come up here, thinking it was that sweet. Thinking it's that candy land like that," White said. "He wanted to pickpocket everybody. But people out here, they weren't going for none of that."
And Eward was not human, but an actual sexbot.
Part of an army of sexbots created to conquer Earth by a highly advanced civilization on Venus.
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???
Who had captured Nancy Pelosi and gave her the Dirty Sanchez.
She told Kamala Harris who wanted one too. As John admitted to being Corn Pop.
Last edited by Nashorn; 03-27-2021 at 04:46 PM.
Don't Let the Bastards wear you down. Gen Joseph "Vinager Joe" Stillwell.
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