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    How about a "make a story" game?

    A little mindless fun to take a break from the shitstorm swirling around us.

    OK... everyone can add a few words to the story. Less than a whole sentence. I'll start since it's my idea!

    "John was relaxing at home"...
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    when suddenly he felt a burning ruble in his bowels....

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    ...and the phone rang.....
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    ... "the worst possible time!" he grunted...
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    for a rogue erection!
    "And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"

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    He picked up the receiver and hastily said "hello" into the phone then added, "make it quick, I have to shit bad."

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    john, it's edna

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    ....is your wife still at her sister's?....
    "Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."

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    Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.

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    "Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.

    My Spirit Animal has rabies.

    I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.

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    My wife will never bother us again.
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    ...pause... Um, should I ask?...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krupski View Post
    ...pause... Um, should I ask?...
    She is leaving me for a couple of......

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    ...donkeys and a goat.
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    "And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"

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    "you don't think she's hooked up with the cartels?" edna asked jokingly.

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    And then Edna dropped the bombshell that rocked John's world!!!
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    Her real name was Edward
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    And Eward was not human, but an actual sexbot.

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    Part of an army of sexbots created to conquer Earth by a highly advanced civilization on Venus.
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    Who had captured Nancy Pelosi and gave her the Dirty Sanchez.
    She told Kamala Harris who wanted one too. As John admitted to being Corn Pop.
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