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    But they could not stop Kamala who escaped in a column of thick black smoke that reeked of sulphur. Kyle knew that even the purple shotgun could not stop a succubus who had crossed over from the dreamland.
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    The Sexbots from Venus had been vanquished. The new threat to mankind was the Klingons from Uranus who were planning to destroy New Jersey.
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    An army of Frenchmen with portable bidets strapped to their backs like flamethrowers, made short work of the Klingons.
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    Then, much to everyone's shock, an eyeball rolled out of the muzzle of Ferd's pistol and landed on the floor with a gentle plop. It rolled around, taking in the sight of...
    Gentlemen may prefer Blondes, but Real Men prefer Redheads!

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    an upskirt of Rachel Levine
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    The eyeball desperately tried to roll away and avoid the horror, but what had been seen could not be unseen. Just then, mercifully,....
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    Kyle stomped it flat.....now ferd-dog could never change back and the purple shotgun with all it's magical powers was his!
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    The Amish commandos reeled in horror......ferd's headless corpse that they had brought back to Lancaster, dissolved into a smoking mass of puss and slime leaving only a filthy stain on the mattress where they had placed it.
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    ferd-dog bit through the huge chain that had been placed on him, like it was warm butter. He then ran as fast as he could...he knew his only hope now was to make it back to his sister.
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    Meanwhile, in a flea-infested South-Side Chicago motel, Bareback Insane O'Vomit was...

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    Watching Kamala's every move as she walked out of the shower wearing only a tiny towel which she let slip to the floor.
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    well, it does look better than moochelle.
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    He was totally impotent and she knew it.
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    Kamala laughed with delight at her cruel joke.
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    Bareback in a state of confusion exclaimed Where's the Beef? Mooshell has a 9 incher!
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    With a grin, Maser exclaimed "I knew it!" as a bulge began to form in his wet daiper.
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    Thinking someone had called her name Mooshell walked in.....and got a hard-on that would put a horse to shame.
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    Kamala wasn't laughing now.
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    kamala knew now, that willie had lied again.

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    Mooshell's willie wasn't lying...it was the real deal and ready to spread the truth!
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