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    But passing a pool with diving board, Dangerfield was overcome with the urge to try a Triple Lindy one more time





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    "And how we burned in the camps later thinking, what would things have been like, if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain, whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"

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    Kamala wasn't laughing anymore.

    Fear gripped her and she felt panicky as a gravelly voice inside her head said,

    You have failed again!

    Failure was not an option!
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    Kamala screamed in anguish as the evil Zoros tore her body apart atom by atom and a great wind rushed across the land as he ripped her soul apart and banished her spirit back to the dimension of dreams.
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    "WAIT!!!" Kamala squealed as Zoros slowly shreaded her mortal body, "The Shottacuss Perpereus!!! I have retrieved it for you my Master!!!" she pleaded

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    The Yukon would have probably flipped from the gust of wind that hit had it not been so heavily loaded down.

    Otis spoke up.....Kamala is gone.
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    Zoros replied no I have the shotgun and a new recipient for it.
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    Zoros handed the purple shotgun to Kyle.

    It is yours again....do not fail again.
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    Kamala said, I will still serve you in their dreams oh lord of darkness, do not forsake me.
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    A wicked, hollow laugh filled Kamala's ears as she tumbled into a fuming, bottomless pit of darkness.
    "Worm!" his voice boomed, "you could never replace the Mistress of Nightmares!!!"

    Hitlery Clittongue was watching a midget / scat porn video when a powerful gust of wind rattled the basement windows. Ignoring it, she continued plunging the thermos into her sagging gash until a gravelly voice echoed in her empty skull:
    "Worthless WHORE!!!" Zoros roared "There is WORK to be done!!!
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    The Witch of the Ozarks smiled an evil smile at the sound of Zoros voice.

    I will not fail you this time master.
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    Buford picked himself off the ground and rubbed his aching head, sonuvabitch I must have really tied one on this time.

    Doc Analface stumbled out, Sheriff Talton what happened it feels like somebody hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.

    With Kamala gone her spell was broken and Cooterville was saved to await the next disaster ferd would bring.
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    Zoros spoke to Kyle in his gravelly Emperor voice. "Hear me, my servant! I do not tolerate failure from my subjects. Witness what has happened to the last person who failed me! It is only because of your past successes that I have graciously chosen to give you what I have not given others: Another chance. This is your final chance, do not fail me again!"

    Kyle continued to avert his gaze from Zoros and said "Yes, my master. I will not fail you again. I pledge my life to this promise".

    Zoros said "Yes, indeed, your life and very soul depend upon your success. You will not fail me, now that you possess the Purple Shotgun. Kyle, do you realize the power you now hold? Do you know why this shotgun... and only this shotgun, is purple?"

    Kyle cautiously replied "No, my master. I do not know what is special about this shotgun. I thought it was a plain old Mossberg".

    Zoros roared "You THOUGHT??? You dare to THINK for yourself?? I don't give you enough information to THINK! You do what you're told, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!"

    Kyle was filled with terror. "Please forgive my arrogance, master. If it is your desire, please tell me what is special about the shotgun and why it is purple".

    Zoros said "You test my patience Kyle! I do not know why I allow you to live! Nonetheless, because you are my loyal servant, I shall tell you about the shotgun. And you shall never repeat the words I speak to you!"

    Kyle said "Yes, my master. I hear and I obey!"

    Zoros continued: "Many years ago there was a human such as yourself. His name was Fred Sanford. It is with Fred that the story of the purple shotgun began. The impudent humans believed that the shotgun was purple due to a photographic error. Of course, this kind of mindless stupidity was expected from the humans, who merely thought the color was funny... a joke. Of course, they were completely wrong. The real reason that this shotgun, and only this shotgun is purple, and the reason it is special and unique is"...
    Gentlemen may prefer Blondes, but Real Men prefer Redheads!

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    Quote Originally Posted by weevil View Post
    Otis spoke up....."Kamala is gone."
    "You sure about that?" Kinison demanded from the driver's seat.

    "The blast of wind...that was her soul being cast into outer darkness." Otis said with a tone of finality. "I'm positive. "

    The Yukon slowed as Kinison scanned the surroundings. Tires crunched on the gravel shoulder as the vehicle pulled over and the Amish Commands began demanding to be let out.
    "Sign says 'rest stop 2 miles' so just calm down" Kinison chided as the Yukon lurched and accelerated back onto the state highway.
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    Roland McDougal had just snapped another picture of his wife and two kids when a battered Yukon rattled and wheezed into the rest stop on Skidmark Hill. He raised an eyebrow, ran a hand through his red hair and whispered:
    "Everybody - back in the station wagon!

    The family of tourists looked on in utter disbelief as the rear hatch and doors opened and nearly two dozen people poured out.
    Little Sally McDougal began hopping up and down, clapping gleefully when her brother Billy pointed and exclaimed: "Lookit! The circus is in town!!!"

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    Agent Dice stood up by the rear passenger door of the battered Yukon, straightened his leather jacket and was reaching for a Marlboro when he spotted the family.
    "How you folks doing?" he waved with a big grin.

    Ferditta scrambled off the ground and turned toward him angrily: "I'ma slap the snot outta..."

    "Ah-ah" Dice whispered and his eyes flicked toward the station wagon. "Civies wit Munchkins" he cautioned.

    She looked at the confused parents and two overjoyed kids then at Diceman, who raised an eyebrow.
    "That means civilians, with kids..." he explained slowly, waving again. "You can have your smackdown later, just chill for now, "

    "Oh..." Ferditta mumbled, then turned and waved, "Hiya" she said with a weak grin. Looking around quickly, she hissed at Dice "Where in HELL is Ferd!? He aint got no clothes on!!!"

    Just then, an angry voice came from the other side of the Yukon: "Get off a me, ya pack a bearded fools!"

    Agent Dice looked through the open doors at the pile of Amish Commands on the far side of the vehicle.
    "We got kids over here - get some clothes on 'Vin Dipshit' or keep him outta sight!"
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    "I got an idea," Otis whispered, "Olaf, gimme your spare shirt!"
    The huge Amish Commando reached into his belt pack and produced a red and black plaid shirt. Otis ripped off the bottom half, then the sleeves as Olaf gasped.
    "I'll buy you a new one." Otis promised, "This is an emergency."
    The shirt tail made two full wraps around Ferd's skinny waist. After getting him into the top half, Otis looked with a nod of approval.
    "Hey! I aint wearin' no damn skirt!" Ferd objected

    "Its not a skirt, dumbass" Otis replied, "It's a kilt! If ya gotta talk, do it with a Scottish accent!"

    "Fuck alota that!" Ferd started pulling it off.

    Olaf leaned into his face and growled: "Then...ve has just ruined my shirt...for NOH-THING!?!

    Ferd cringed and gave a nervous laugh, "Well faith an begorra...I'm feelin' the luck of the Irish, I am"

    "Hold It" Dangerfield grabbed one of the discarded sleeves and wrapped it around Ferd's bald head. Securing it with a gold money clip in the front he gave a thumbs up. "Now?...he's 'Ferd the mystic' of Ireland"
    When the others gave Rodney an uncertain look, he added: "Hey! Everybody expects a sooth-sayer to talk like a babbling idiot, right?
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    "Everybody okay over there?" Mr. McDougal asked as he craned his neck trying to get a better look.

    "Just peachy!" Agent Dice turned back from the door and nodded.
    "Ve is Goot!" the Amish Commandos called out from the other side of the battered vehicle.
    Ferd's voice piped up: "This is bull sh..." but was cut off when Olaf gave him a resounding slap on top of his wrapped head.

    Dice noticed little Sally dancing with excitement, singing ...the circus is in town! the circus is in town!...

    "That's right, sweetheart." he agreed in an uncharacteristically polite tone. Then he looked over his shoulder and continued loud enough for everyone else to hear:
    "We're some of Dingaling Brothers, Bonehead and Brainless Circus performers...Right Guys?!
    There was a quick response of 'Yah', 'Yep', and 'That's Us' from his companions.

    "What, happened to your...uh,truck?..." Mrs. McDougal asked uncertainly.

    "Oh that?" as Agent Dangerfield sidled up to the front bumper, there was a loud 'pop' followed by a plume of escaping steam from the radiator.
    "This is...a Clown Car! and we're just practicing our entrances into the big top!"

    "Are you one of the clowns?!" Billy asked excitedly.

    "Oh yea!" Agent Kinison chuckled, "He's the lead bozo for this group."
    Rodney gave Sam a nudge with a bug-eyed look. 'really?

    "Hey mister! What's your circus job?!" Sally asked Dice excitedly.

    "Why, I'm Diceman, the MAG-niff-a-cent" with a snap of his jacket lapels, he added "Ringmaster AND magician extraordinaire!"

    "Oh! OH!!" the two kids came running over. "Show us a magic trick - PLEASE?!?!?!?

    Ferditta did a facepalm and mutter "..oh crap..."

    Dangerfield made a low whistle to get her attention.
    When she looked over Sam gave her a wink and Rodney mouthed 'watch this'

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    "Sure thing kiddo." Dice said happily, then asked. "and you are?..."

    "Sally McDougal, Mr. Diceman, and this is my brother Billy!"

    "Okay, one a you kids gotta coin?" to which Billy started digging in his front pocket.

    "Here! I have a quarter Mr. Diceman!" he held it out.

    Dice took the quarter and looked towards the parents, "Cute kids, all polite an well mannered an everything."
    He stepped back and placed the quarter on his thumb: "Okay now, watch close...." then flipped it straight up into the air. There was a loud ting!!! and the silver disc shot straight up, going out of sight over their heads.

    "WOW!" both kids looked up in disbelief. Shading his eyes, Billy added "I can't even see it anymore!"

    "Ah! that's not the trick!" Dice said with a laugh. When they looked at him he pointed back up to the sky and said "Keep watching, here it comes"

    The siblings followed it's decent, then Dice tilted his head back and caught the coin in his mouth.
    When he looked back at them, he was holding it on edge between his teeth.

    "That's pretty cool!" Billy laughed, then Dice held up an index finger, indicating he should wait. With a snap of his head, the coin disappeared into his mouth and he swallowed.

    "Ta-DAH!" he grinned. "iiiiit's GONE!"

    "Ewww" Sally grimaced and Billy's eyes went wide.

    "Want it back?" Diceman asked as he wiggled his eyebrows.

    "....uh, maybe?..." Billy said cautiously.

    'Dice....' Ferditta warned in a low voice.

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    He turned and gave her a hurt look. "Oh, puh-LEASE!" then rolled his eyes.

    Turning back to the kids, he held up his right hand, turned it front to back while wiggling the fingers. "Nothing there, right?"

    When they both nodded he rolled it into a fist and reached behind Billy's ear.
    When he drew his hand back, the coin was between his thumb and index finger.

    "That's pretty good!" Billy said with a laugh.

    "Oh! just pretty good?" Dice raised an eyebrow. Balancing the coin on his index finger and uncurling his fist, there was a shiny coin between each finger on his right hand.

    "WOW!" both kids exclaimed. "How did you turn it into four?!?"

    "Well magic, of course!" he replied with a grin.

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    The McDougal parents had come over to watch and were obviously impressed

    "Okay!" Diceman spread his fingers, as the coins dropped he caught them in midair palm down. "Now Billy, hold out your hands..."

    Billy extended his right palm with a snicker. "You're turning it back into one, right?"

    "Both hand, kiddo." Dice winked.

    After he complied, Dice gave a sharp "Oh!", opened his hand and 8 coins dropped out.

    Both the kids gasped and Mr. McDougal shook his head in disbelief "...how in the world?.."

    "Me next! ME NEXT! Sally squealed with excitement, "Do me a trick!!!"

    "How old are you, princess?" Dice asked.

    "I'm ten!" Sally exclaimed.

    "Yea...look me up in a decade or so." He chuckled.

    "Dice!!!" Ferditta, Rodney and Sam all growled.

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