In the mean time Dice decided to fill Ferditta in, since she had guessed he wasn't human. Dice said "Listen Ferditta, there's sumthin you need to know 'bout me. Back in 2008, me and Ralph Jockerson were mercenaries in Iraq. We had a good thing going. About the only action we saw was gettin' it on with the Venus sexbots. Nobody knew about them but us, and we showed them a good time.
Well, one day me and Ralph were strolling through the outskirts of town, not a care in the world when suddenly it felt like Thor clocked me with his hammer. I seen this bright flash and that was it.
Couldn't hear nuthin but Ralph screamin his fool head off. I'm layin flat on my back thinking 'what the hell...' when I looked at myself and saw... NUTHIN! I was blowed apart! Only my head and neck was left. I thought to myself 'well you sure is fucked now' and everything went black.
Next thing I know I wake up in a hospital room of some kind with two Venus doctor bots talkin to each other. I said 'whats up, docs?' and they said I had been killed on earth and the two sexbots were cryin an sayin that they just had to fix me up cause I satisfied them so good. There was nuthin left that was any good 'cept my head. So, they connected it with their bot technology and fixed me up! Stronger, faster and bigger... if ya know what I mean! (as Dice's eyebrows wolfishly flicked up and down).
They fixed me up and sent me back to earth so I could keep my two Venus sex bots satisfied. Never did find out about Ralph though.
Anyway, a couple days later your "brother" or whatever the fuck he is jumped me and bit my leg. I gave him a swift kick and he ran away yelping. I though to myself 'great, I gets all fixed up and now I'm gonna die from Suckerberg. But, my bot body didn't get sick! Of course, I'm a bot. I can't be killed! So, now you know why you and me are the only way to put an end to this Suckerberg epidemic.
So, what you say Ferditta? Gonna help me save humanity from Suckerberg and the evil Ferd thing? Nobody else can do it 'cept you and me doll. How 'bout it?
Ferditta stared wide-eyed at Dice's story. It all made sense now. Ferditta knew she had to make a decision. A big decision. She thought for a minute or so, then said...
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