Morbidly Obese woman impersonates Cop to get free Doughnuts and Fried Chicken (article)

[tank_monkey]

This story was back in January 2021. How could I have missed such a gem!!!?????


https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/650...fried-chicken/

650-LB WOMAN ACCUSED OF IMPERSONATING A SHERIFF DEPUTY TO OBTAIN FREE DONUTS AND FRIED CHICKEN




A morbidly obese woman from Jackson in Missouri was arrested Yesterday for dressing up as a sheriff deputy and extorting over 20 meals per day from restaurants for her protection.

According to Jackson County Sheriff’s office, 31-year old Shanice Johnson spent the last four years posing as a deputy and spending her entire days “patrolling” restaurants across the city.

Her uniform was complete with a badge, gold pins, a radio, body camera, baton and even a gun on her belt.

Ms. Johnson told her victims that she was part of the sheriff’s office “restaurant brigade”, designed to guarantee the safety of food businesses across the city.

She would meet restaurant owners and managers to attempt to extort free food in exchange for “more frequent patrols”.

According to Jackson County Sheriff’s office spokesman, Michael Franklin, her stratagem allegedly allowed her to extort up to 30 meals or food servings per day, mostly from her favorite fast-food chains like KFC and Dunkin’ Donuts.

According to Mr. Franklin, the accused spent at least six hours a day, seven days a week for the last three years, impersonating a law enforcement officer.

Shanice Johnson faces a total of 179 criminal charges including extortion, impersonating a police officer, forgery, embezzlement, and fraud.

If found guilty on all charges, she faces a total of 465 years in prison and a maximum fine of $1,760,000.

Her trial is set to begin in January at the 16th Circuit Court of Jackson County.

[alismith]

Dat rasis.

[davepool]

Pulled it off for 3 years !

she probably only weighed 250 when she started

[kuntryboy]

what's really bad, she did this for 4 years. no one ever said: something's just not right about this?

[alismith]

what's really bad, she did this for 4 years. no one ever said: something's just not right about this?

Think about it. How many rational people would confront a black woman, that size, knowing she could pulverize you with one hand, about whether she's a real cop, or not?

She knows she's got the Black Privilege card and isn't afraid to use it.

[1 Patriot-of-many]

At least she worked for it.

[Krupski]

Pulled it off for 3 years !

she probably only weighed 250 when she started

"Only"?

[raxar]

I suspect this story is fake, I can find no references to it outside of shady sources, and both of those pictures can be found much earlier than 2019

[Full Otto]

This one might be real

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/nas...merican-women/
NASA has confirmed it will stop using the term “black hole” after a review board of the space research agency has deemed it derogatory towards Afro-American women.

[davepool]

I suspect this story is fake, I can find no references to it outside of shady sources, and both of those pictures can be found much earlier than 2019

With all the crazy shit that goes on it's hard for an old fuck like me to tell reality from illusion these days....need to update and re-calibrate my bull-shit meter

[alismith]

I suspect this story is fake, I can find no references to it outside of shady sources, and both of those pictures can be found much earlier than 2019

It really makes no difference if it's fake or true.

If it's true, then it's interesting.

If it's fake, then if repeated enough, it will seem true.

So, based on the two criteria, above, it's probably true in one sense or another.

Remember, the Commucrats are swearing the 2020 Presidential election was legit, and they are saying it enough to meet the second criteria above.

If it's not really true, it will "become" true soon.

See how "liberal reality" works? Amazing, huh?

[tank_monkey]

I suspect this story is fake, I can find no references to it outside of shady sources, and both of those pictures can be found much earlier than 2019

You're probably right. I myself don't like to post ANY FAKE NEWS as real. I'm not a Democrat.

But I'll just leave it, with a warning, that it 'probably' is just a SATIRE JOKE story that some 'humor' site just made up. Sad that it is probably NOT REAL, because I busted a gut laughing, thinking that it was.

The sad thing is that GOOGLE and other sites are now routinely 'scrubbing' the internet of stuff that 'THEY' think we shouldn't see. I know of a TON of real stories that you just cannot find on the net. Usually it makes a particular 'demographic' look 'bad'.