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    Morbidly Obese woman impersonates Cop to get free Doughnuts and Fried Chicken (article)

    This story was back in January 2021. How could I have missed such a gem!!!?????


    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/650...fried-chicken/

    650-LB WOMAN ACCUSED OF IMPERSONATING A SHERIFF DEPUTY TO OBTAIN FREE DONUTS AND FRIED CHICKEN




    A morbidly obese woman from Jackson in Missouri was arrested Yesterday for dressing up as a sheriff deputy and extorting over 20 meals per day from restaurants for her protection.

    According to Jackson County Sheriff’s office, 31-year old Shanice Johnson spent the last four years posing as a deputy and spending her entire days “patrolling” restaurants across the city.

    Her uniform was complete with a badge, gold pins, a radio, body camera, baton and even a gun on her belt.

    Ms. Johnson told her victims that she was part of the sheriff’s office “restaurant brigade”, designed to guarantee the safety of food businesses across the city.

    She would meet restaurant owners and managers to attempt to extort free food in exchange for “more frequent patrols”.

    According to Jackson County Sheriff’s office spokesman, Michael Franklin, her stratagem allegedly allowed her to extort up to 30 meals or food servings per day, mostly from her favorite fast-food chains like KFC and Dunkin’ Donuts.

    According to Mr. Franklin, the accused spent at least six hours a day, seven days a week for the last three years, impersonating a law enforcement officer.

    Shanice Johnson faces a total of 179 criminal charges including extortion, impersonating a police officer, forgery, embezzlement, and fraud.

    If found guilty on all charges, she faces a total of 465 years in prison and a maximum fine of $1,760,000.

    Her trial is set to begin in January at the 16th Circuit Court of Jackson County.


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    Dat rasis.
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    Pulled it off for 3 years !

    she probably only weighed 250 when she started

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    what's really bad, she did this for 4 years. no one ever said: something's just not right about this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuntryboy View Post
    what's really bad, she did this for 4 years. no one ever said: something's just not right about this?
    Think about it. How many rational people would confront a black woman, that size, knowing she could pulverize you with one hand, about whether she's a real cop, or not?

    She knows she's got the Black Privilege card and isn't afraid to use it.
    "Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."

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    At least she worked for it.

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    OK I'll play along

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    At what point does one start to question that she may not be in the police dept.?
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    She probably has a skinny white 125 pound boyfriend servicing her on a regular basis.
    Most fat black women do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nashorn View Post
    She probably has a skinnyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw white 125 pound boyfriend servicing her on a regular basis.
    Most fat black women do.
    For some reason i can't help but think of this
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw

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    Quote Originally Posted by NAPOTS View Post
    For some reason i can't help but think of this
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw
    OMG, where the hell did you pull that out of your ass from? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by davepool View Post
    Pulled it off for 3 years !

    she probably only weighed 250 when she started
    "Only"?
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    I suspect this story is fake, I can find no references to it outside of shady sources, and both of those pictures can be found much earlier than 2019
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    This one might be real

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/nas...merican-women/
    NASA has confirmed it will stop using the term “black hole” after a review board of the space research agency has deemed it derogatory towards Afro-American women.
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    Jeebus...textbook example of roll it in flour and look for the wet spot!

    Then run like hell from the wet spot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by raxar View Post
    I suspect this story is fake, I can find no references to it outside of shady sources, and both of those pictures can be found much earlier than 2019
    With all the crazy shit that goes on it's hard for an old fuck like me to tell reality from illusion these days....need to update and re-calibrate my bull-shit meter

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    Quote Originally Posted by raxar View Post
    I suspect this story is fake, I can find no references to it outside of shady sources, and both of those pictures can be found much earlier than 2019
    It really makes no difference if it's fake or true.

    If it's true, then it's interesting.

    If it's fake, then if repeated enough, it will seem true.

    So, based on the two criteria, above, it's probably true in one sense or another.

    Remember, the Commucrats are swearing the 2020 Presidential election was legit, and they are saying it enough to meet the second criteria above.

    If it's not really true, it will "become" true soon.

    See how "liberal reality" works? Amazing, huh?
    Last edited by alismith; 07-02-2021 at 07:59 PM.
    "Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."

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    Quote Originally Posted by alismith View Post
    It really makes no difference if it's fake or true.

    If it's true, then it's interesting.

    If it's fake, then if repeated enough, it will seem true.

    So, based on the two criteria, above, it's probably true in one sense or another.

    Remember, the Commucrats are swearing the 2020 Presidential election was legit, and they are saying it enough to meet the second criteria above.

    If it's not really true, it will "become" true soon.

    See how "liberal reality" works? Amazing, huh?
    Non-sequitur...your facts are uncoordinated!

    A thing is true, or it isn't, making it false.

    A thing is false, or it isn't, making it true.

    It does make a difference. Your perception or deception of reality is immaterial. It is not subjective...stop falling for the libtard illogic!
    If we refuse to rule ourselves with reason, then we shall be ruled by our passions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oswald Bastable View Post
    Non-sequitur...your facts are uncoordinated!

    A thing is true, or it isn't, making it false.

    A thing is false, or it isn't, making it true.

    It does make a difference. Your perception or deception of reality is immaterial. It is not subjective...stop falling for the libtard illogic!
    Not falling for it at all. Just explaining how a lie becomes true in their world. IF they repeat a lie enough, then those who are easily deceived, will be deceived by what they say. To them, it will become true. As long as they believe it to be true, it is true to them.

    Remember all the lies the Commucrats said about Trump. Rational people knew the lies for what they were, but Low Information Voters (LIV) believed what they said was true and their irrational actions showed this..

    Even Goebbels stated that if you repeat a lie often enough, people will start believing it as being true.

    Case in point:

    https://www.bbc.com/future/article/2...usion-of-truth

    So, the point I was trying to make is that IF a person believes something to be true (even if not true), then it becomes true to them. Whether it is true or not, is irrelevant to them. They believe it to be true, so it is true to them.
    "Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."

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    Freedom isn't free.

    "Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.

    My Spirit Animal has rabies.

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    "If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars

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