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    Which one of us will get the monkeypox first?

    I'll bet it's me. You guys are slackers.

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    OK you go first on this one, i'm holding out for ebola




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    You gotta walk before you can crawl.

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    If my wife would let me, I'd try for an STD....
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    Article I saw a few days ago said it was the gays getting it

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    Quote Originally Posted by NAPOTS View Post
    Article I saw a few days ago said it was the gays getting it

    OMG!!!


    First hamsters........now monkeys!!
    Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket???

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    Quote Originally Posted by NAPOTS View Post
    Article I saw a few days ago said it was the gays getting it
    Ouch. Guess I won't be getting it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alismith View Post
    If my wife would let me, I'd try for an STD....
    Some reports suggest it is. Talk to the wife, but you have to be willing to switch teams.
    If we refuse to rule ourselves with reason, then we shall be ruled by our passions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oswald Bastable View Post
    Some reports suggest it is. Talk to the wife, but you have to be willing to switch teams.
    Nope.
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    Didn't Aids first appear in monkeys?
    I remember Zappa asking "who's plooking the monkeys?"

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    More likely it escaped from one of those ukrainian labs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sevlex View Post
    More likely it escaped from one of those ukrainian labs.
    probably intentionally released, gotta keep the useful idiots in panic mode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarboy View Post
    Didn't Aids first appear in monkeys?
    I remember Zappa asking "who's plooking the monkeys?"
    Yea, and fauci was the evil "soyentist" for that "epidemic" as well

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    Funny how this New Pandemic is starting to emerge before the November election.
    Don't Let the Bastards wear you down. Gen Joseph "Vinager Joe" Stillwell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nashorn View Post
    Funny how this New Pandemic is starting to emerge before the November election.
    Not funny, at all. Neither is it a coincidence.

    Mail-in voting will be the only option come November.
    "Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."

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    My Spirit Animal has rabies.

    I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.

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    I see Belgium is already quarartining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davepool View Post
    probably intentionally released, gotta keep the useful idiots in panic mode.
    There was a story I read a week or so ago, don't recall the source, that the WHO had a plan for 10 years of plagues/pandemics from 2020 to 2030...
    If we refuse to rule ourselves with reason, then we shall be ruled by our passions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oswald Bastable View Post
    There was a story I read a week or so ago, don't recall the source, that the WHO had a plan for 10 years of plagues/pandemics from 2020 to 2030...
    yep, it's a purge and we're top of the list.....fuckin bring it bitches.

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    If we refuse to rule ourselves with reason, then we shall be ruled by our passions.

    He, Who Will Not Reason, Is a Bigot; He, Who Cannot, Is a Fool; and He, Who Dares Not, Is a Slave. -Sir William Drummond

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    Lol. Good stuff. Love Carlin. One caveat. I gotta cover that toilet seat..

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