TSA year end report is in...

**1 Patriot-of-many** · 01-09-2011, 11:37 AM

Year-end statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoids 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

**Warhog01** · 01-09-2011, 11:47 AM

Ha,Ha,Ha that is what I expect from the "people who are groping people" to keep america safe.

**Tx Dogblaster** · 01-09-2011, 01:15 PM

That's too funny. I stole it and added it to my FB wall...

**Nimbly** · 01-09-2011, 02:41 PM

You know its true. Good job.

**old Grump** · 01-09-2011, 05:43 PM

Natural Blondes 3

Tell me how you figure that out with a pat down.

**Kadmos** · 01-09-2011, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by old Grump

Tell me how you figure that out with a pat down.

Blondes...once they start undressing it's hard to get them to stop, force of habit I suppose.

"Ma'am, I only said to remove your shoes, but thank you very much"

**old Grump** · 01-09-2011, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by Kadmos

Blondes...once they start undressing it's hard to get them to stop, force of habit I suppose.

"Ma'am, I only said to remove your shoes, but thank you very much"

I have a couple of blond sisters who would slap the snot out of you if you said that in front of them. On the other hand my Polish cousin............okay point taken.

**Kadmos** · 01-10-2011, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by old Grump

I have a couple of blond sisters who would slap the snot out of you if you said that in front of them. On the other hand my Polish cousin............okay point taken.

Well..the truth hurts..often it hurts the fool who was dumb enough to tell the truth!

I'm sure your sisters are fine upstanding women, smart as whips and pure as the driven snow

**old Grump** · 01-10-2011, 11:09 AM

Tough, smart and are nurses. You don't mess with anybody who has a box of rubber gloves and a commanding voice that brooks no dissension and tolerates no undue familiarity. My Polish cousin on the other hand was more like my ex-wife. You only needed a smile and an erection to get her attention.

**Altarboy** · 01-10-2011, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by old Grump

Tough, smart and are nurses. You don't mess with anybody who has a box of rubber gloves and a commanding voice that brooks no dissension and tolerates no undue familiarity. My Polish cousin on the other hand was more like my ex-wife. You only needed a smile and an erection to get her attention.

And how many times did you get her attention, OG? LOL!

**old Grump** · 01-10-2011, 12:04 PM

I was a working man who didn't run around with the joint smoking wife swapping crowd so I obviously didn't get her attention often enough. I had to work so she could afford her hobbies. Cousin was cousin by marriage not blood but I had no chance with her. I was a working farm boy and didn't have the time to stand in line.