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  1. 08-20-2012, 11:29 PM #1
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    And the long term food storage grand champions are...

    Les and Beryl Lailey, of Denton, Gtr Manchester


    Husband eats 50-year-old chicken

    A man celebrated his golden wedding anniversary by eating a 50-year-old tin of chicken.

    Les and Beryl Lailey, of Denton, Gtr Manchester, were given the chicken in a hamper on their wedding day in 1956.

    The Buxted Chicken tin remained in their kitchen cupboard until the couple marked 50 years together this month.

    "We kept it safe, and I always said 'on my 50th wedding anniversary I'm going to eat that chicken' - so I did," said former soldier, Mr Lailey, aged 73.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...er/4693520.stm
    Ballsy...

    Stupid, but definitely ballsy.

    Either that or he said "It's been 50 years with this old battle axe...Fk it, i've had enough" and it did'nt work out quite like he planned.
    History has a severe case of stuttering complicated by chronic hiccups.
    It always repeats itself and it never fails that something will go horribly wrong along the way.

    Direct democracy is a gang rape. Eight men vote to rape one woman and the woman has to accept it because the majority decided that it was ok. A constitutional republic on the other hand is eight men and one woman with a full mag. Think about it for a while until it hurts your head.
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  2. 08-21-2012, 12:59 AM #2
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    hows it stupid.



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  3. 08-21-2012, 05:28 AM #3
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    How it's stupid is it's 50 year old chicken is how. Food posioning, botulism!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schuetzenman View Post
    How it's stupid is it's 50 year old chicken is how. Food posioning, botulism!
    Precisely.

    I've been justifiably accused of being a gastrointestinal daredevil but that i just would not dare to try.
    History has a severe case of stuttering complicated by chronic hiccups.
    It always repeats itself and it never fails that something will go horribly wrong along the way.

    Direct democracy is a gang rape. Eight men vote to rape one woman and the woman has to accept it because the majority decided that it was ok. A constitutional republic on the other hand is eight men and one woman with a full mag. Think about it for a while until it hurts your head.
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  5. 08-21-2012, 05:38 PM #5
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    But what about the taste?

    Why am I dissapointed by this journatlistic oversight?

    I need a hobby...
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  6. 08-21-2012, 06:19 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Gonzo GED View Post
    I need a hobby...
    Get a part time job at Chick-fil-A. You can then eet mor chikin too.

    Bet it would taste a hell of a lot better than the canned stuff as well.
    History has a severe case of stuttering complicated by chronic hiccups.
    It always repeats itself and it never fails that something will go horribly wrong along the way.

    Direct democracy is a gang rape. Eight men vote to rape one woman and the woman has to accept it because the majority decided that it was ok. A constitutional republic on the other hand is eight men and one woman with a full mag. Think about it for a while until it hurts your head.
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  7. 08-21-2012, 06:33 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinker View Post
    Get a part time job at Chick-fil-A. You can then eet mor chikin too.

    Bet it would taste a hell of a lot better than the canned stuff as well.
    Isn't that where the gays go to make out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Gonzo GED View Post
    Isn't that where the gays go to make out?
    Yup.

    Just think of all the evil shit you could do to their food with a side hobby in the "chef" position though.
    History has a severe case of stuttering complicated by chronic hiccups.
    It always repeats itself and it never fails that something will go horribly wrong along the way.

    Direct democracy is a gang rape. Eight men vote to rape one woman and the woman has to accept it because the majority decided that it was ok. A constitutional republic on the other hand is eight men and one woman with a full mag. Think about it for a while until it hurts your head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Gonzo GED View Post
    But what about the taste?

    Why am I dissapointed by this journatlistic oversight?

    I need a hobby...
    i heard he said, "tastes like chicken"
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinker View Post
    Yup.

    Just think of all the evil shit you could do to their food with a side hobby in the "chef" position though.
    That would take some creativity. The ol' dick in the mayonaise thing doesn't work on pillow biters. It just makes them stronger, like the Juggernaut. If the Juggernaut wore assless stretch jeans...
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    Quote Originally Posted by deth502 View Post
    i heard he said, "tastes like chicken"
    I... ...I shouldn't have asked...
    Last edited by Dr. Gonzo GED; 08-21-2012 at 10:28 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Gonzo GED View Post
    I need a hobby...
    I heard recreational shooting was fun.
    "I'm fucking furious, I'm violently angry, and I like it. If you don't know what that feels like then I feel bad for you"
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  13. 08-22-2012, 12:01 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyPertwee View Post
    I heard recreational shooting was fun.
    Well there ya go. Get a trap launcher and let the gays chicken sandwich fly into the dining room.
    Then come out of the kitchen with an over under screaming "I GOT THAT FAG BURGER! MWAHAAHAAHAA!"
    Works for making fresh mashed potatos too if they serve those.

    Now you're doing evil shit with their food and enjoying some leisurely recreational shooting all at the same time.
    History has a severe case of stuttering complicated by chronic hiccups.
    It always repeats itself and it never fails that something will go horribly wrong along the way.

    Direct democracy is a gang rape. Eight men vote to rape one woman and the woman has to accept it because the majority decided that it was ok. A constitutional republic on the other hand is eight men and one woman with a full mag. Think about it for a while until it hurts your head.
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