Mini-Tabasco ! Is it true our service men and women are keeping themselves awake with drops of hot-sauce to the eyes ?
Mini-Tabasco ! Is it true our service men and women are keeping themselves awake with drops of hot-sauce to the eyes ?
go away..really just go away.Originally Posted by printerman
Mini-Tabasco ! Is it true our service men and women are keeping themselves awake with drops of hot-sauce to the eyes ?
We will cut our enemies down in droves
Our fires will be the substance of their nightmares
The fields of the dead shall serve as evidence of our passing
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.
C'mon D-Dawg , this is a legitimate question ! This is what I heard and Tabasco made these bottles for our troops .
yes we put tobasco sauce in our eyes..and if that dont work we put out lit cigaretts in our dick holes...
We will cut our enemies down in droves
Our fires will be the substance of their nightmares
The fields of the dead shall serve as evidence of our passing
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.
I'm so curious about it, I really want you to try it and let me know.
I don't have any hot sauce, so you please do it.
Who said we all stay awake on patrol?
Do an experiment, stay up for 2 days then stick the sauce in your eye's and see if you stay awake or just get sore eyes, then report back to us.
Just to insure you get unbiased results you probably shouldn't post for the two-three days you're doing the experiment.
No kidding...obviously printardman thinks we stay awake 24-7..
We will cut our enemies down in droves
Our fires will be the substance of their nightmares
The fields of the dead shall serve as evidence of our passing
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.
No, make it a week..Just to get the real infantry experiance.
We will cut our enemies down in droves
Our fires will be the substance of their nightmares
The fields of the dead shall serve as evidence of our passing
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.
Not only that, but everybody who's anybody already knows why those bottles are so small.
Once you get the shits from too many MRE's, you use the bottles as butt corks.
Just as long as he stops posting it's kool with me..
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Mini tabasco bottles,what will they think of next, we had to use the full size bottles to stay awake when i was in the Marines 35 years ago....BTW you ain't got a hair on your ass if you don't try it yourself...let us know if it works
Last edited by davepool; 07-26-2010 at 09:05 PM.
The obvious stupidity of this thread aside, if the war ever got so bad that troops that were so fatigued that they had to stick stinging, burning shit in their eyes to say awake were being sent out out on patrol, I'm sure Uncle same would just issue Ritalin tablets.
I took one once in my college days and I stayed awake for 72 hours or more, and never got even a little bit tired. On the second night, I dug through a closet at like three in the morning and started building left over model airplane kits from when I was in jr. high.
Last edited by Bluedog; 07-26-2010 at 09:17 PM.
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Oh yeah great! That's just what we need!
...A bunch of Ritalin strung out soldiers throwing model airplanes at the enemy...while blinded by Tabasco sauce...
+1
I hate that this welcome is in a printard post...
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I just got a mental picture.
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OMG P-Man... even I wouldn't come up with something this stupid. I mean, what if they're out of Tabasco? Do they shoot themselves in the face with an OC can? Good grief.
Mini-Tabasco ! Is it true our service men and women are keeping themselves awake with drops of hot-sauce to the eyes ?
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