Short of bribery in some African/Third World shithole are they any countries that allow ownership of firearms, in particular full auto that are better than the USA? Was just wondering if I could retire to some place, even just for part of each year where I could acquire and enjoy relatively cheap full auto firearms?

I'm sure in some of the afore referenced shitholes you could bribe the local militia/Army commandant with some scotch and greebacks for the extended loan of some belt feds but you'd probably need them more for protection than recreation. Just wondering if we have it here as good as it gets? Steven help me out here with your Google-foo!