Gentlemen may prefer Blondes, but Real Men prefer Redheads!
Da fuhrer has spoken.
"Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."
Commucrats are most efficient at converting sins and crimes to accidents or misunderstandings.-Oswald Bastable
Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.
Freedom isn't free.
"Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.
My Spirit Animal has rabies.
I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.
"If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars
Fuck him!
Don't Let the Bastards wear you down. Gen Joseph "Vinager Joe" Stillwell.
Yup.
der (masculine)
die (feminine)
das (neutral)
die (plural)
Note: "masculine" and "feminine" do not relate to gender, rather they relate to whether or not the word they are used with is masculine or feminine. For example, "street" is a feminine noun, as in "die Strasse". A dog, however, is masculine, as in "der Hund". A non-married woman is neutral, as in "das Fraulein". There aren't many rules... you sorta need to "know" which is which.
Gentlemen may prefer Blondes, but Real Men prefer Redheads!
and that is only the nominative case, to make matters even more fun the articles get re-used
So you have to know the gender of what you are talking about to know whether it is the subject or object of the sentence because German's don't roll with word order the way we do.
So a table has a penis (der Tisch) and a cucumber has a vagina (die Gurke)
Spanish is the same way.
For instance, male friend - amigo, female friend - amiga, male sibling - hermoso, female sibling - hermosa, etc.
“I have little patience with people who take the Bill of Rights for granted. The Bill of Rights, contained in the first ten amendments to the Constitution, is every American’s guarantee of freedom.” - - President Harry S. Truman, “Years of Trial and Hope”
Not to question your linguistic skills, but in this instance it can not be 'Der' [Masculine Case for 'The']
Along with the fact he is not a Fuhrer ['Leader']
It should be Duh [Emasculated Case for Dumbass]
With the official title of 'Geficktes Gesicht'
This makes perfect since:
1) Analface Foulcheeks is nothing but a bureaucratic blow midget.
2) There's a skid-mark on the inside of his mask.
"Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."
Commucrats are most efficient at converting sins and crimes to accidents or misunderstandings.-Oswald Bastable
Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.
Freedom isn't free.
"Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.
My Spirit Animal has rabies.
I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.
"If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars
"Valar morghulis; valar dohaeris."
Commucrats are most efficient at converting sins and crimes to accidents or misunderstandings.-Oswald Bastable
Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.
Freedom isn't free.
"Attitude is the paintbrush that colors our world." TV Series, Haven.
My Spirit Animal has rabies.
I'd rather be an American than a Democrat.
"If you can make a man afraid, you can control him" Netflix Series, The Irregulars
Very good! Was wondering how long it would take someone to catch that.
My oldest son was having problems with grammar, specifically the correct usage of 'they're' / 'their' / 'there'. Told him to remember the sentence:
'They're meeting their parents over there.'
Now; here's how to correct the improper use of since, instead of sense, in my sentence . . .<--[Repeat that 10 times fast and win a Buick!]
Just add scary ass clown in the middle.
Originally Posted by Nobeard
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