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  1. 07-21-2010, 02:34 PM #1
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    Russian Authorities probe parasailing Donkey

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07...est=latestnews

    MOSCOW — Authorities in Russia are opening an animal cruelty probe into a weekend stunt on a beach in southern Russia in which a donkey parasailed high over the surf.

    Amateur video footage showed men attaching a parasail harness to the trembling mule. The English-language Kremlin news channel Russia Today reported that sunbathers were distressed at the sight of the flying donkey, which brayed in fear as it glided above the bay for half an hour.

    Click here to watch a video of the donkey in flight.

    Russia Today reported the donkey was shell-shocked but survived.

    Reports said the donkey flight was a promotional stunt. Employees of a leisure firm in the village of Golubitskaya on the Azov Sea could face two years in prison if they are charged and convicted of animal cruelty.

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    Wtf?
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    Shoulda harnessed up a cat instead......
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    That there is some High-flyin Ass!!!


    Shoulda harnessed up a cat instead......

    Silly! Cats are for slingshots, not para-sails!
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  6. 07-23-2010, 04:39 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by F-16 CHIEF
    Russian Authorities probe parasailing Donkey
    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07...est=latestnews

    MOSCOW — Authorities in Russia are opening an animal cruelty probe into a weekend stunt on a beach in southern Russia in which a donkey parasailed high over the surf.

    Amateur video footage showed men attaching a parasail harness to the trembling mule. The English-language Kremlin news channel Russia Today reported that sunbathers were distressed at the sight of the flying donkey, which brayed in fear as it glided above the bay for half an hour.

    Click here to watch a video of the donkey in flight.

    Russia Today reported the donkey was shell-shocked but survived.

    Reports said the donkey flight was a promotional stunt. Employees of a leisure firm in the village of Golubitskaya on the Azov Sea could face two years in prison if they are charged and convicted of animal cruelty.
    That's not cruelty. Just think of the poor donkey's down in TJ that have to have sex with big, fat, Mexican chicks. Now that is animal cruelty. Those who have heard stories of Tiajuana know what I'm talking about.

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    Silly! Cats are for slingshots, not para-sails!
    Or catapults!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cciota View Post

    Or catapults!
    Midevil type or carriers?
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  9. 07-24-2010, 09:14 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1 Patriot-of-many View Post
    Midevil type or carriers?
    Depends on the type of cat. Your everyday house cat can be easily set aloft with the Middle age design. But with todays hybrid, streamline cats, (no fur, wild markings) something along the lines of the USS Ronald Reagan type would be the appropriate application. Plus it would be funny as hell to see the cat hurled into the ocean!
    "Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
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    LMFAO...I can just see it....
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