Coffee! Made to taste!

[old Grump]

Company Stew?

He wouldn't dare complain or say it was inferior. His turn.

When we were little munchkins Hedning lived next door to me. One day I am out in the garden with my shovel making a 2' wide hole by 2' long by 3' deep. Hedning looks over the fence and says to me, "What are you doing?" "My goldfish died and I am burying it." "Oh." he says, "I am sorry to hear that but isn't that a pretty big hole for just a goldfish?" "He's in your stupid cat." says I.

Then the fight began.